Peter Navarro has been ordered to report to a federal prison in Miami by March 9, 2024 2 PM EDT
Bummer for him! Maybe he shouldn't have ignored a Congressional subpoena? Crazytalk, I know.
The good news for him is that the prison has an excellent commissary with a wide variety of items available at bargain basement prices. You could fund his Velveeta Cheese Mini Blocks for $4.35? If that's too rich for your blood you could opt for Cool Ranch Doritos for $1.90, or maybe a clothes hanger for $0.40?